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Botanical,
Horticultural & Interesting Events Within 300 Miles of San Antonio
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2010
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(Beware the Ides of March)
"In those days a decree went out from Caesar Obamus that
all the
world should be registered."
Census forms are being mailed out! What does your ethnicity or the
number
of toilets* have to do with apportioning Congressional representation?
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota, 6th District) will
provide
only what
the Constitution
specifies when she receives the Census form. If
you are one of the estimated 55% to 60% who actually bother to complete
and
return the forms, please read how this patriot intends to respond
to intrusive
Census
questions.
*Part of the American Community Survey - the "loooooong" Census form.
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What
do you do when a panther comes to your door? Don't anther!
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(Eisenhower Park) Native Plant Day
Native Plant Society of Texas - San Antonio Chapter
Native plant sale, native plant exchange, plus indoctrination by true believers
of the Native Plant Religion*.
* Followers of the Native Plant Religion are generally intolerant of plants
that
evolved outside of Texas and fear the satanic properties of "Invasive Exotics".
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26 - 28 (Big
Bend Ranch State Park) Texas Outdoor Family Workshop
An introduction to basic camping and outdoor skills for those with no
experience. Call (432) 358-4444 for more details and reservations.
Directions: West entrance at Fort Leaton State Historic Site, 4 miles SW
of
Presidio, Texas, on the River Road, FM 170. East entrance atBarton Warnock
Environmental Education Center, 1 mile E of Lajitas on FM 170.
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(Boerne) Mostly Native Plant Sale
9:00
AM to 4:30 PM at the Kendall County Fairgrounds. This plant sale
usually includes plants from Mexico, Texas and other parts of the planet
with
soils and climate similar to ours.
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- 24 (San Antonio) Cactus & Succulent Show and Sale
Annual event sponsored by the San Antonio Cactus and Xerophyte
Society (check Fiesta listings for times and location).
This is the only official Fiesta function I attend; since it lacks the
pickpockets,
over-priced greasy carnival food, beer-impaired hordes and general debauchery
typical of such.
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- 9.(Enchanted
Rock State Natural Area) Outdoor Family Workshop
An introduction to basic camping and outdoor skills for those with no
experience. Call (830) 685-3636 for more details and reservations.
The granite batholith is at 16710 Ranch Rd 965, N of Fredericksburg.
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25 (wherever
it is known that it is better to give than to receive)
- give your family
food security for 1 year (beans, other legume
seeds,
rice, flour, yeast, sugar, canned goods, water purifier, etc.)
- buy vegetable
seeds & clear an area to grow some of your own food
- provide for
your family's safety and security
- give your children,
grandchildren and others, silver dollars, silver
bullion
coins or other precious metals. Teach them how those
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Organizations
that actively promote the hoax of anthropogenic global warming need not
apply.
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Due
to time and space constraints, not all submissions can be listed.
Thank you.
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